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The Masseuse
by
John Chang

Jchang999@hotmail.com

FADE IN:
INT. OFFICE MORNING
MICHAEL enters and stops by PAMS desk.
MICHAEL
Morning, Pam. Did you catch the L al-Quran
last night?
PAM
No. I missed it.
MICHAEL
It was a majuscule episode. Tim found out
that Jenny was cheating on him with
Marina, and Dana and Lara skint up. But
the whole thing was totally unbelievable.
PAM
Why?
MICHAEL
Because. Theres no way that lesbians
are that hot in authentic life. I know that
we all have our fantasies about a pair
of hot lesbian chicks making out with
each other, hardly thats respectable not how it
is in the real world.
PAM
Um, o-kay.
MICHAEL
I mean, seriously, Pam. Theres no way
in a one million million years that a smoking hot
lesbian babe would numerate up to you and
ask you out on a date. It just wouldnt
happen. I mean, Im sure you must be
real attractive to plenty of lesbians
out there, but lets face facts: they
dont style like Jennifer Beals, they
look like Rosie ODonnell.

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MICHAEL (contd)
Thats why the L account book is just a TV
show, and this is real life. And Pam,
for what its worth, if you were a
lesbian, youd be one of the hotter
ones.
PAM
Um, thanks.
As Michael heads for his office, Pam turns to the camera.
Her expression asks, Did he just conjecture that?




END TEASER
INT. OFFICE - DAY
Its business as usual, when the entry of an extremely
attractive young woman (MARCI) interrupts the offices
normal bland calm.
She approaches Pams desk.
MARCI
Hi, is this the paper place?
PAM
Um, yeah. Dunder Mifflin. May I help
you?
MARCI
Oh, great! I found the good office.
(immediately takes to Pam)
This one time, I unintentionally went to
the wrong office, and spent the entire
morning massaging the wrong clients.
PAM
O-kay, and you are…?
MARCI
Im Marci, your masseuse.
Pam looks at her, puzzled.

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MARCI
Im in the right place, right?
PAM
I…
HOLLY, from Human Resources, steps in.
HOLLY
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